College days - Happy days Episode # 2

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Hey Guys & Gals (This is the first joke)... To all my blog viewers here is a recap of the College day’s happy day’s part 1. Ding bing bing(Music)... Check my archive...My friend read my blog and said macha don’t stop it start blogging and make it a big series. Here is the attempt to make it big I have changed the font size to make it Big...

There is something which is considered to be an eye opener in our college. Tea break @ 10 , Lunch Break @ 1 PM and 4 PM End of the day to board the college bus to go home these are things everyone love in our college especially last bench people like me.. Last bench the most happening place in a college. The Place where an entertainer, businessman, scholar, sportsman will sleep with their eyes wide open. It’s an art to keep your eyes wide open and sleep which I learnt after 2 weeks in Last bench. Lets Jump into the story... One... Two... three... Jumpppppp.....

Eye-opener one Tea break @ 10. Our college provided snacks & tea for everyone this is not free of cost they took an amount from our parents for Food which is mandatory for everyone. The first day after 10 all the Fresher’s i.e. First year students have to go to 3rd floor to have snacks and tea to avoid ragging it seems.... The management didn’t know they ragged us for wearing uniform for the college. I went to the third floor along with 60 sheep’s in a Queue to see 200 fools in Uniform. This is the time I got to know about my classmates who turned out to be my best buddies in my life. After the introduction the obvious question from everyone... How many good looking girls in our college? The answer was very painful. Macha college life waste da... changes the topic... Oh my god...

After the tea break, 4th hour in first semester the walking dynamite, Running Nuclear bomb, Talking Missile came to our class that was one and only Physics lecturer Mr.Thirumaran (A) Captain Dr.Thirumaran. One man University with full energy and anger against Computers. He is a terror when it comes to lecturing to the class. I was an outstanding student in his class. Yeah I used to stand outside after getting caught by him either Laughing or Talking with my buddies. Get out of the class Arun? Ok sir. With a great pride and honor I used to walk before the class room and stand outside after involving with an argument with him. The most entertaining argument which was ever involved between me and Physics lecturer here it is like a conversation...

Dr.Thirumaran : Hey stand up man Arun?? Why u laughing
Me: No Sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: What is Ur father?
Me: He is still a father to me Sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: Ur name is going around like waves. Be careful.
Me: Where it is going as wave’s sir
Dr.Thirumaran: (Puzzled) hmmhmmm in the college campus...
Me: Ok sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: I say u get out of the school...
Me: Sir this is College
Dr.Thirumaran: Yes! Sorry get out of the college.

He once told to the class that he got a shock from a lightening and didn’t know what happened to him for 5 minutes. The entire class bursted with laughter. He didn’t know how to counter attack the laughter. So he started giving a very emotional lecture." If you don’t have a small lightening detector in an IT office all you Internet, email, M80. That’s it! It’s gone!! So lightening arrester is more important than your computers" Am still searching for Lightening arrester to install on my computer... lol

Here comes the next hell in First semester... "The Workshop" which contains Fitting, Carpentry, welding. Foundry. Each and everyone in our college hate those Practical classes. But we enjoyed in the sense last bench guys. There are instance people get so tired and exhausted after this classes. If you want to see girls keeping mouth shut for 2 hrs then the place is workshop in engineering college. Fitting is to work with metals. Whether you cut/File the custom made metal for colleges never get cut or reduce their size so we last bench guys used to be good with the Lab attender so he used to give us the samples which are already done or he would do it for us. Workshop is the place where the other department girls used to share the Lab with us and that’s a double bonanza. The place to show your heroism to do things/Help them in doing those Herculean tasks for them. You can easily count good looking girls in that department so the target was only them. They never knew that Lab attender used to do things for us. They think it’s we do it especially for them.

Ting ting time for commercial break... Episode 4 coming very shortly with all stupid things which we did Bunking class, Searching images in C++ Lab and Flirting with a lecturer... One Top secret about this blog which dumb readers like you didn’t find out... I didn’t change the font Size... So don’t worry people next time I will change the font size

Episode 2 Ends here I said that it’s a Series....Wait for it