College days - Happy days Episode # 2

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Hey Guys & Gals (This is the first joke)... To all my blog viewers here is a recap of the College day’s happy day’s part 1. Ding bing bing(Music)... Check my archive...My friend read my blog and said macha don’t stop it start blogging and make it a big series. Here is the attempt to make it big I have changed the font size to make it Big...

There is something which is considered to be an eye opener in our college. Tea break @ 10 , Lunch Break @ 1 PM and 4 PM End of the day to board the college bus to go home these are things everyone love in our college especially last bench people like me.. Last bench the most happening place in a college. The Place where an entertainer, businessman, scholar, sportsman will sleep with their eyes wide open. It’s an art to keep your eyes wide open and sleep which I learnt after 2 weeks in Last bench. Lets Jump into the story... One... Two... three... Jumpppppp.....

Eye-opener one Tea break @ 10. Our college provided snacks & tea for everyone this is not free of cost they took an amount from our parents for Food which is mandatory for everyone. The first day after 10 all the Fresher’s i.e. First year students have to go to 3rd floor to have snacks and tea to avoid ragging it seems.... The management didn’t know they ragged us for wearing uniform for the college. I went to the third floor along with 60 sheep’s in a Queue to see 200 fools in Uniform. This is the time I got to know about my classmates who turned out to be my best buddies in my life. After the introduction the obvious question from everyone... How many good looking girls in our college? The answer was very painful. Macha college life waste da... changes the topic... Oh my god...

After the tea break, 4th hour in first semester the walking dynamite, Running Nuclear bomb, Talking Missile came to our class that was one and only Physics lecturer Mr.Thirumaran (A) Captain Dr.Thirumaran. One man University with full energy and anger against Computers. He is a terror when it comes to lecturing to the class. I was an outstanding student in his class. Yeah I used to stand outside after getting caught by him either Laughing or Talking with my buddies. Get out of the class Arun? Ok sir. With a great pride and honor I used to walk before the class room and stand outside after involving with an argument with him. The most entertaining argument which was ever involved between me and Physics lecturer here it is like a conversation...

Dr.Thirumaran : Hey stand up man Arun?? Why u laughing
Me: No Sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: What is Ur father?
Me: He is still a father to me Sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: Ur name is going around like waves. Be careful.
Me: Where it is going as wave’s sir
Dr.Thirumaran: (Puzzled) hmmhmmm in the college campus...
Me: Ok sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: I say u get out of the school...
Me: Sir this is College
Dr.Thirumaran: Yes! Sorry get out of the college.

He once told to the class that he got a shock from a lightening and didn’t know what happened to him for 5 minutes. The entire class bursted with laughter. He didn’t know how to counter attack the laughter. So he started giving a very emotional lecture." If you don’t have a small lightening detector in an IT office all you Internet, email, M80. That’s it! It’s gone!! So lightening arrester is more important than your computers" Am still searching for Lightening arrester to install on my computer... lol

Here comes the next hell in First semester... "The Workshop" which contains Fitting, Carpentry, welding. Foundry. Each and everyone in our college hate those Practical classes. But we enjoyed in the sense last bench guys. There are instance people get so tired and exhausted after this classes. If you want to see girls keeping mouth shut for 2 hrs then the place is workshop in engineering college. Fitting is to work with metals. Whether you cut/File the custom made metal for colleges never get cut or reduce their size so we last bench guys used to be good with the Lab attender so he used to give us the samples which are already done or he would do it for us. Workshop is the place where the other department girls used to share the Lab with us and that’s a double bonanza. The place to show your heroism to do things/Help them in doing those Herculean tasks for them. You can easily count good looking girls in that department so the target was only them. They never knew that Lab attender used to do things for us. They think it’s we do it especially for them.

Ting ting time for commercial break... Episode 4 coming very shortly with all stupid things which we did Bunking class, Searching images in C++ Lab and Flirting with a lecturer... One Top secret about this blog which dumb readers like you didn’t find out... I didn’t change the font Size... So don’t worry people next time I will change the font size

Episode 2 Ends here I said that it’s a Series....Wait for it

College days - Happy days Episode # 1

College days

This is where we have to roll a mosquito coil in front of your face. OK Guys don’t get confused this is the common scene comes whenever there is A flashback which going to start. This is not the Sanjay singhania (Ghajini) Flashback starting with a chartered flight landing in an Airport. This is about my college days one post is not enough for this so this is a Mega serial to get started.


August 6th 2002, the day I joined an engineering college i.e. Srinivasa Institute of engineering & technology, Chennai with all dreams and Expectations to live the life fullest in college. First day I was accompanied by my parents with new jeans and a casual shirt. Felt very happy to dress like that after 14 years jailed in School uniforms.
After all the formalities in the Office room Administrative officer asked me and my parents to meet the Principal. With little amount fear we went inside principal’s cabin. Can’t control laughing after seeing the Principal who was reading a Tamil daily newspaper in his seat dressed in a blue suit. Once he saw me the first word he uttered “Why are you like this? I thought he is asking that am very lean. I gave a smile didn’t answer his question. This moment was the greatest emotional Moment in my life. He asked where your Uniform is. I was puzzled Uniform...... I asked what uniform? Answer was very depressing our College students have to wear Uniform for the College its Chocolate Brown trousers (Pant) and Cream shirt. Get your uniform and come to College tomorrow. I came out of the principal cabin with great Disappointment and I could see a glimpse of smile from my father.

After all the Uniform mayhem I went to the college next day.
Office Boy accompanied me to the class room which was fully air conditioned. I cleared my throat and knocked the door “Sir May I come in?” Yes come in the other voice said. My engineering mechanics sir introduced himself to me “hey am Shatrache" I guess I spelled it correct. Went inside the class room. It was all Greek and Latin to me with full derivations and problems. I still remember the first university exam for this paper engineering mechanics. The paper leaked out and I answered even choice questions. Next day newspapers reveal that the Exam is canceled and it is postponed to another day.


I guess too much of words make the blog like an essay.... Am giving a Commercial break here.... I told you guys that it’s a Mega serial... Have to wait for a next Blog....... Where the real Fun starts.....

I promise my next blog will make to laugh to the core...... I bet......