Friday, September 25, 2009

College days Happy days Episode # 4

College days Happy days....

Hey Guys. After a hectic work in my office finally am blogging Hurray.......... All i thought this month to post atleast 2 posts finally mission achieved.. This is my 2 post of this month
This month was a memorable one i got to meet/ Talk to my college buddies either through email, phone and in person.It feels very good to blog about my college days cos I got a response from my friends some stated that after reading my blog they memorize those funny moments. This is more like an Oscar.. :-) ... Alright i wonder guys would be thinking in your minds.... Podhum da amikki vasi... Ok Done people

I thought of sharing an experience of two of my friends while studying for the university exams...
Here we go it’s an Email which I received from our college group id.. Readyyy ….. Joot…..

Balamurugan as Damal
Subash as Subash




----- Forwarded Message ----
From: subash kumar
To: growinglegends@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, 25 September, 2009 1:41:14 AM
Subject: Re: [growinglegends] hey its me!


Hey All

This incident was happened in 2004, hope u all remember that we had a subject Electronic circuits in 2year(4th sem) which was taken by hemamalini.. ......... ........

I was having that particular book in my home as i use to study only one day before to exams. Damal called me and he told me like he would like to have group study in my home, he started from Ekkathuthangal at 5 clock and he reached my home Vadapalani at night 10clock i remember that time, since i was watching annamalai serial. I dont no where he was standing for long time........ .....

He came with one pair of pattapatti Lungi, once he reached my home he started wearing his lungi then we started our group study, it was night 12:30 we have not completed not even 1 unit.

Damal started to sleep and it was morning 4 clock damal waked up and he was asking for a cup of tea, i told him, my parents are sleeping now, i will get u tea by 6 clock. Damal got tensed and he started telling i will go to tea shop and i will have. I said ok gohead

I also told him like i cannot open the gate since gate key is with my mother. He told me he will jump the wall and go, successfully he jumped the wall, at that point of time he was wearing lungi.

One mad dog was there in our street we use to call as "Karuppa", it started barking as damal was creating a huge noise. damal got tensed and started hipping the wall but he could not climb the wall. as he is too fat.

That mad dog came near to damal started removing his lungi, damal was shouting and i started lifting damal. I keep laughing and lifting him. Atlast damal successfully came inside, his hands got scratched in wall and blood was bleeding

A cup of tea will cost around two rupees fifty paise, but damal's intention is to have that tea at that point of time. See how "Damal is"


Any queries pls let me know

Subhash



College days without tea and group study it’s not possible but the above incident tells you why College students drink tea that to 1 by 2…

More to come... If this post is not good and didnt make u laugh... I think ur too dumb or you need a treatment.........



Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything......... Like i did Now :-)

Thursday, September 3, 2009

College days - Happy days Episode # 3

Hurray!!

Things have changed a lot, busy life are changed by sitting idle in front of the PC don’t know what to do? How to start the third episode...Finally with a great courage here I am with my 4th post for my blog and 3rd episode of College days happy days. Had a good response with the previous posts from Former Last bench students of my college!! Cheers guys.

After all the hungama of Uniform episode, Physics lecturers punch lines, Workshop heroics. Things were settling down in college. Routine started in my life Getting up in the morning , Board the college bus ,Short break @ 10 , Lunch break @ 1 and then board the bus to go home, Come home watch TV and sleep late night. One thing which drives everyone to come to college regularly are Seven letter word which means a lot and brings happiness in our face when we say it "FRIENDS"...

Am not going to blow the trumpet saying that am easy going, Open book and people like me. If someone says like that its bullshit and he is a Moron. From childhood days am good at pulling legs, criticizing people. Whoever likes that are my friends and the others who are they? Likewise my college friends Last benchers are good at pulling legs in Tamil people used to say Mokkai vangurathu , Mokkai kudukarathu. ;) We were doing Bachelors in computer science engineering however my friends and I had a Doctorate in art of Mokkai. Here is one instance that will tell how we have doctorate.

On a Tuesday during 2nd semester I and 4 other friends planned to bunk the college. My college is in outskirts of Chennai and surrounded by paddy fields and was fenced. Behind the Boys restroom there was a motor room which was never used and there was a passage to go out of the college without getting noticed to others. The operation was planned after tea break @ 10. Two guys should go first others will follow them. Somehow after the tea break we managed to come out of the college and were nearly 1 Km away from college. My friend Dharani gave a great idea to us so that we won’t get caught or recognized by non teaching staff. The idea of the century was to "tuck out the shirt" so that no one recognizes us. After this suggestion he became gang leader of our group to give such kind of weird ideas. Ever since that instances if we have a plan of bunking the college we would miss the college bus and assemble in Dharani house and catch a movie or do nothing than discussing and fighting about Ajith and Vijay sometimes we talk about girls that too lecturers who work in our college, other than this we didn’t have anything to talk about. Some of the lecturers were just passed out from there colleges good looking too ;)

When we see any movie which is based with college story there would be a rivalry between one department with the other almost 90% of college stories are like that. Whereas in our colleges it was always a fight/rivalry between juniors and seniors. Whenever a fight starts between a first year and second year guy it ends with a compromise talks which were bit boring in our college.

During free hours by the end of the day we used play football in our college. To be very precise some people will be playing others as usual roam around and relax. After we had a game of football me and my friends were roaming around didn’t know what exactly to do. My friend Sai Kanna found 3 guys sitting under the tree with an innocent look. He somehow found out they are from Andre Pradesh. So he went near them and pulled their legs, made fun of them to be simple he was trying to rag them and we left from their and sat inside the bus. Suddenly around 6 guys came inside the bus and surrounded us with an angry look. Then we knew that those guys who sat under the tree were our seniors. We got shocked and were bit nervous how to handle the situation. As usual things started with compromise talks and we became friends. This time the compromise was bit different it was done in Telugu. Me and Sai Kanna somehow spoke broken Telugu and compromised with them and become brothers. However I have to admit that girls from AP in our college were good looking but Boys were like comic characters. There were around half dozen girls from AP and they are one year senior to us. If a guy from CSE dept or IT dept says that he is not aware of those girls then that fellow is joking or he is a dumb.

Our college used to conduct monthly unit tests and they used to conduct like a semester exams with seating arrangement. Luckily the college won’t allow girls and boys to sit/talk in bus or in college campus. Unit tests are an exception. I used to sit with an AP girl while writing the unit test. There were several times I used to sleep or just sit simply without writing the test. She used to help me in the tests by writing the answers in question paper and showing it to me. I used to wonder how these people are so brainy they remember previous year’s subject. After those unit tests I got to know about them and whenever they see me a smile with a Hi or hello will be shared at least unit tests helps sometimes to show off before my friends and tell them Something is better than nothing.

Ting time for commercial break........ Next post will be a list of nick names & their original names. So it’s time for some controversy and tell them who they are... Am feeling tired now will return after sometime with punch....

The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get up in the morning
And does not stop until you get into the office.

So it’s time to stop.... and will be back ....with Episode # 4

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

College days - Happy days Episode # 2

Take 456.....Notepad Running... Where is my brain assistant?? I am searching Sir... Actionnnnn........

Hey Guys & Gals (This is the first joke)... To all my blog viewers here is a recap of the College day’s happy day’s part 1. Ding bing bing(Music)... Check my archive...My friend read my blog and said macha don’t stop it start blogging and make it a big series. Here is the attempt to make it big I have changed the font size to make it Big...

There is something which is considered to be an eye opener in our college. Tea break @ 10 , Lunch Break @ 1 PM and 4 PM End of the day to board the college bus to go home these are things everyone love in our college especially last bench people like me.. Last bench the most happening place in a college. The Place where an entertainer, businessman, scholar, sportsman will sleep with their eyes wide open. It’s an art to keep your eyes wide open and sleep which I learnt after 2 weeks in Last bench. Lets Jump into the story... One... Two... three... Jumpppppp.....

Eye-opener one Tea break @ 10. Our college provided snacks & tea for everyone this is not free of cost they took an amount from our parents for Food which is mandatory for everyone. The first day after 10 all the Fresher’s i.e. First year students have to go to 3rd floor to have snacks and tea to avoid ragging it seems.... The management didn’t know they ragged us for wearing uniform for the college. I went to the third floor along with 60 sheep’s in a Queue to see 200 fools in Uniform. This is the time I got to know about my classmates who turned out to be my best buddies in my life. After the introduction the obvious question from everyone... How many good looking girls in our college? The answer was very painful. Macha college life waste da... changes the topic... Oh my god...

After the tea break, 4th hour in first semester the walking dynamite, Running Nuclear bomb, Talking Missile came to our class that was one and only Physics lecturer Mr.Thirumaran (A) Captain Dr.Thirumaran. One man University with full energy and anger against Computers. He is a terror when it comes to lecturing to the class. I was an outstanding student in his class. Yeah I used to stand outside after getting caught by him either Laughing or Talking with my buddies. Get out of the class Arun? Ok sir. With a great pride and honor I used to walk before the class room and stand outside after involving with an argument with him. The most entertaining argument which was ever involved between me and Physics lecturer here it is like a conversation...

Dr.Thirumaran : Hey stand up man Arun?? Why u laughing
Me: No Sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: What is Ur father?
Me: He is still a father to me Sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: Ur name is going around like waves. Be careful.
Me: Where it is going as wave’s sir
Dr.Thirumaran: (Puzzled) hmmhmmm in the college campus...
Me: Ok sir.
Dr.Thirumaran: I say u get out of the school...
Me: Sir this is College
Dr.Thirumaran: Yes! Sorry get out of the college.

He once told to the class that he got a shock from a lightening and didn’t know what happened to him for 5 minutes. The entire class bursted with laughter. He didn’t know how to counter attack the laughter. So he started giving a very emotional lecture." If you don’t have a small lightening detector in an IT office all you Internet, email, M80. That’s it! It’s gone!! So lightening arrester is more important than your computers" Am still searching for Lightening arrester to install on my computer... lol

Here comes the next hell in First semester... "The Workshop" which contains Fitting, Carpentry, welding. Foundry. Each and everyone in our college hate those Practical classes. But we enjoyed in the sense last bench guys. There are instance people get so tired and exhausted after this classes. If you want to see girls keeping mouth shut for 2 hrs then the place is workshop in engineering college. Fitting is to work with metals. Whether you cut/File the custom made metal for colleges never get cut or reduce their size so we last bench guys used to be good with the Lab attender so he used to give us the samples which are already done or he would do it for us. Workshop is the place where the other department girls used to share the Lab with us and that’s a double bonanza. The place to show your heroism to do things/Help them in doing those Herculean tasks for them. You can easily count good looking girls in that department so the target was only them. They never knew that Lab attender used to do things for us. They think it’s we do it especially for them.

Ting ting time for commercial break... Episode 4 coming very shortly with all stupid things which we did Bunking class, Searching images in C++ Lab and Flirting with a lecturer... One Top secret about this blog which dumb readers like you didn’t find out... I didn’t change the font Size... So don’t worry people next time I will change the font size

Episode 2 Ends here I said that it’s a Series....Wait for it

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

College days - Happy days Episode # 1

College days

This is where we have to roll a mosquito coil in front of your face. OK Guys don’t get confused this is the common scene comes whenever there is A flashback which going to start. This is not the Sanjay singhania (Ghajini) Flashback starting with a chartered flight landing in an Airport. This is about my college days one post is not enough for this so this is a Mega serial to get started.


August 6th 2002, the day I joined an engineering college i.e. Srinivasa Institute of engineering & technology, Chennai with all dreams and Expectations to live the life fullest in college. First day I was accompanied by my parents with new jeans and a casual shirt. Felt very happy to dress like that after 14 years jailed in School uniforms.
After all the formalities in the Office room Administrative officer asked me and my parents to meet the Principal. With little amount fear we went inside principal’s cabin. Can’t control laughing after seeing the Principal who was reading a Tamil daily newspaper in his seat dressed in a blue suit. Once he saw me the first word he uttered “Why are you like this? I thought he is asking that am very lean. I gave a smile didn’t answer his question. This moment was the greatest emotional Moment in my life. He asked where your Uniform is. I was puzzled Uniform...... I asked what uniform? Answer was very depressing our College students have to wear Uniform for the College its Chocolate Brown trousers (Pant) and Cream shirt. Get your uniform and come to College tomorrow. I came out of the principal cabin with great Disappointment and I could see a glimpse of smile from my father.

After all the Uniform mayhem I went to the college next day.
Office Boy accompanied me to the class room which was fully air conditioned. I cleared my throat and knocked the door “Sir May I come in?” Yes come in the other voice said. My engineering mechanics sir introduced himself to me “hey am Shatrache" I guess I spelled it correct. Went inside the class room. It was all Greek and Latin to me with full derivations and problems. I still remember the first university exam for this paper engineering mechanics. The paper leaked out and I answered even choice questions. Next day newspapers reveal that the Exam is canceled and it is postponed to another day.


I guess too much of words make the blog like an essay.... Am giving a Commercial break here.... I told you guys that it’s a Mega serial... Have to wait for a next Blog....... Where the real Fun starts.....

I promise my next blog will make to laugh to the core...... I bet......

Friday, July 17, 2009

Makes No Sense

Makes No Sense

On 27th April 1985.CSI Rainy Hospital Chennai witnessed a medical miracle around 12 pm. A premature baby was born within 7 months. Yes folks!! It was me who was born in that fashion. May be a curiosity to see the world soon. This is my first ever blog to be posted in this cyber world. Some may know about my story some may not. So here will post all about my life.

Recently, when I was traveling from Bangalore to Chennai I got this thought why can’t I write a blog. I saw my friends blogging about lot of things some blog about Literature, sports, Games some about their Marriage and other things, So I thought may be I should even write some thing. I created a blog and didn’t post anything for nearly 5 days. So I thought being a Friday this would be an auspicious day in the corporate world to start things  (Weekend Hurray).

I was just wondering these days how to start and what to blog. Didn’t get any clue or lil bit shy about others (lol) what they will thing about it. Then I thought my life is more interesting than the FAKE IPL Player. Anyways people are busy in face book and playing games so they won’t get time to read.

This is not my CV to tell about like this anyways this makes the people read the blog to know about me faster.

• Name: Arun Rajkumar . K
• Date of birth: 27/04/1985
• Birth place: Chennai
• Living at: Bangalore
• Hobbies: Nothing to say (sleeping)
• Favorite food: Biriyani
• Favorite Sports: Cricket (being Indian if I say something else it’s a Sin) & Football (British ruled us)
• Crushes: many still continuing
• Friends: 187 in orkut and 117 in face book still adding (Don’t ask about girl friend still trying to find one)

I don’t know Wat else to mention may be someone who reads the blog can help me out (lol)…

Here it is my first blog which makes no sense

Cheers !

Arun Rajkumar ( Kaki )